My Hat Owns You
So, I think I mentioned this but if I didn't. I had two sisters in Indonesia, only the one came back before. Well now the other has come home and brought me more gifts! Yay gifts! I asked for one of the farmer hats, and she got me one…and it's cooler than your mothers kidneys. It's that cool.
I intend to wear this hat…all the time. I attatched the string myself. Cause what's the point if you can't wear it on your back?
She also got me this weird toad thing…
Wait…can't you lick toads? for…pleasure?
Riiiiight, anywho. Check out this 500 Rupia bill…it has an orangatang on it!!!
500 rupia…that's a whole 5 cents american. things sound like they cost alot of money but 500,000 is only 50 dollars or something. MADDNESS!
That's all I have for now! *hops on his magical unicorn and rides into the purple oblivian* …sorry too much toad licking.
