My Secret Life as a Ninja

It’s my duty to inform you that I’m a ninja. Yes…yes, I know amazing right? I’m only fessing up because someone caught me in my ninja garb while forging in my natural habitat. These pictures have been spread across tabloids allready, so I thought I’d give you the proper context! then show you the filthy lies the tabloids are saying. LIES!
Ninjas get all the ladies

Context: Well, here I was minding my own ninja buisness. When all of a sudden this crazy evil mastermind tries to ransom this cute girl for millions of dollars to her high powered father. So ofcoarse I saved her using my super ninja powers.

Tabloid Lies: Jest seen playing dress up with his friend. He told her to pose like that, hisetant she did it anyway.

Ninjas are not funny!

context: Suddenly the lass began to laugh uncontrolably. I relized with my super intelegance that there was something afoul! “Gasp!” I said “Laughing gas”. So I rocketed off and killed everyone who lookedsuspicious , when I came back she wasn’t laughing. so I must have solved the problem

Tabloid Lies: Mandie thought Jest looked like an idiot and started laughing.

Ninja Duel! ~~~ I win

Context: So here I am, hanging out with the girl I saved twice when she suddenly proposes a battle of stamina! I laugh at her challenge and say “Haha, you’re going down silly female!” and so she proposed a staring context. We stared at eachother for 3 months untill as you can see, I won.

Tabloid Lies: Jest cheated.

THE BETRAYEL!


Context: I grew bored of my company. So got rid of her.

Tabloids: Jest seen being a complete geek with a t-shirt on his head folded like a ninja mask.

Well…that’s enough of that. Surely you’ll beleive me over the tabloids. I mean jesters never lie.

I had alot of fun with Mandie that day, heres some other silly pictures we took:

This is my favorite picture, the rest are good, I just thought I’d seperate it from the others.

Well that’s all for now. Hope you enjoyed the crazy pictures.
-Jest

~ by jest on March 17, 2006.